5 things that irritate me about the opposite sex are:

1. they play mind games.

2. they dont seem to hurt the same.

3. they can sometimes smell bad and actually dont care.

4. they can eat all the time and never put on weight!

5. it doesnt take them half as long to get ready yet they somehow manage to look hot.

5 things that irritate me about the same sex are:

1. they bitch.

2. they moan.

3. they stress about stupid things.

4. they take so long to get ready.

5. they believe in diets.